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WHO IS ELENA?

I'm originally from Italy, but, as a famous philosopher once said, home is where you manage to poop without feeling uncomfortable.

Apart from poop jokes, I can also be serious sometimes. I'm an eclectic open book that constantly demands to be fed with information and inputs. I can't spend one single hour doing nothing. And if I look like I'm doing nothing, I'm most likely planning my next move to conquer the world. 

I like to think that aliens are already between us (Donald Trump is the clear proof of this) and that, if insects would be just a few inches taller, they'd probably take over the planet.

My favorite food is tomatoes.

If you also like tomatoes and absurd apocalyptic theories, click on my email address and drop me a line!!

Currently reading: 1Q84, Haruki Murakami

Currently listening: Eminem

Currently watching: The 100

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New York City, New York

elena@chiaradia.it

+18458216406

Fiverr: elenachiaradia

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